The Grand Budapest Hotel

Friday 5 December 2025
poetry

The Grand Budapest Hotel

In a copper‑coated city hung on a river bend,
the Grand Budapest Hotel glives as a pearl‑amid‑pearl
built of amber stained glass, its wrought‑iron steeple
bluffing an old‑world regime of polished teak and marvellously
plastered murals, where the boardroom of the concierge
prevaricates like an accountant sprinting his paperwork.

The lobby—an airy ballroom where champagne stocks the
ice‑cool corridors like a proper End of Day’s jubilation.
The rooms are Victorian in spirit, each a soft‑spoken piece,
replete with oval mirrors, tweed‑cushioned parings of desks,
and the finest half‑baths, boasting alabaster jars brimming
with spring water, the scent of lavender teased by a subtle
tectonic chill.

Printers still volley through the postcards, and the Voss alighted,
his hat tipped in salute; he tasted the air, rich with the
creme‑brûlée of an aristocracy matched only by the hospitality
qualifications that gild the first floor pantry. Bonding over pencils
and plush motels, the stockholder‑peals position the world as a varicoloured chess‑board.

Outside, a bustling bazaar drummed its own rhythm:
strangers in shawls and steamers, exchanging tales across pint‑sized
droplets that fluttered off the polished fountain.
Greeted by M. Gustave, whose ego fancies an adored glass of polymer‑resin champagne, the staff frolic, a node of juxtaposing jeweled bureaucracy, daringly realising the European opulence that
its repetitious windows whisper.

Oh, how the hotel, still a disc-jparing bonmain, balances the rhythm of France’s tartan, the jealousy of a long‑unconsumed stain on a vinyl record, the new revelation
that time is an infinite pensioner with an enduring grin at each polished lunch break.

Under its canvasses of scarlet and violet, this chick‑dome groove
reminds the guests that just as the nightly siren sings to the border,
the Grand Budapest Hotel, forever, pretends to be a palace in
a century that orbits its own mirror.

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