How British Are You?

With news that the official UK Citizenship test seems to be too hard for native Brits (See http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article2554235.ece for a typical report), I thought I'd come up with my own. Go on, see just how British you really are with this simple test...

1) Which of these is not a TV channel in the UK?

Wine TV
GOD TV
Grass TV
Legal TV

2) When drinking tea, when does the milk go into the cup?

Milk goes in first
Tea goes in first
I don't have milk with tea
I don't drink tea

3) What are you most likely to order at a restaurant?

Roast Beef and Yorkshire Pudding
Frogs' Legs
Roasted Sea Bass on a Fennel and Olive Galette with Squid Ink Tagliatelle
Chicken Tikka Massala

4) Canaries, robins, seagulls and eagles are all...

Native British birds
Football teams
On the menu at Gordon Ramsey's new restaurant
Suburbs of Manchester

5) What's your reaction to Marmite?

Love It!
Hate it!
Never tried it
I prefer Vegemite

6) Clacket Lane, Sedgemoor, Tibshelf and Gordano are all...

Motorway Service Areas
Notable red light districts
Stations on the Circle Line
Suburbs of Manchester

7) Which of these surnames is more common in the UK?

Black
White
Brown
Green

8) Which of these lives the furthest north?

Scousers
Geordies
Cockneys
Mackems

9) Didsbury, Chorlton-cum-Hardy, Whalley Range and Miles Platting are all...

Children's TV programmes
Aristocratic families
Made up names, you don't fool me!
Suburbs of Manchester

10) Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, ...

Flump
Grub
What?
Smack!