Jokes

Friday 6 March 2026

Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?

Why don’t cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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Thursday 5 March 2026

Why did the golfer bring

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

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Wednesday 4 March 2026

My pet crow went mute,

My pet crow went mute, so I took him to the vet. Unfortunately, it was a lost caws.

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Tuesday 3 March 2026

Why don’t we ever tell

Why don’t we ever tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.

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Monday 2 March 2026

What do you call an

What do you call an unpredictable camera? A loose Canon.

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