Jokes

A customer walked up to

A customer walked up to my bank window and asked me to cash a cheque. “Of course,” I said. “But I’ll need to see ID.” She dug though her purse and handed

What do you get if

What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.

A baby camel was born

A baby camel was born at the zoo last week and the poor thing had no hump... So they named him Humphrey.

Why don’t phones play hide

Why don’t phones play hide and seek? Because they always ring.

Why was the cat sitting

Why was the cat sitting on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse.

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