Jokes

I’m seeing a therapist about

I’m seeing a therapist about my kleptomania issues. I’ve taken something valuable from every session.

Dangerous Mule

Farmer Jake had a nagging wife who made his life miserable. The only real peace that he got was when he was out in the field plowing. One

Last night I dreamed I

Last night I dreamed I had an identical twin. This morning, when I woke up, I was beside myself!

Logic

Two rednecks met in a bar and decided that they weren't going anywhere in

Last night, someone broke into

Last night, someone broke into our house and stole a dozen eggs. They also left a saucepan filled with warm water. Police believe it was poachers.

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