Jokes

My girlfriend is leaving me

My girlfriend is leaving me after I accidentally broke her spectacles. She said she can’t see me anymore.

How does a scientist freshen

How does a scientist freshen their breath? With experi-mints.

Why don’t skeletons fight each

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

Why don’t oysters share their

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish.

My favourite coat is falling

My favourite coat is falling apart and now I’m going to have to throw it out. Or sew its seams.

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