Jokes

I accidentally got locked in

I accidentally got locked in the hall of mirrors. It gave me time to reflect.

Who designs all the buildings

Who designs all the buildings in the oceans? Sharkitects.

If you can’t sleep, try

If you can’t sleep, try lying on the edge of the bed. You’ll soon drop off.

Hiking in your 40s is

Hiking in your 40s is a great way to meet new people. Today I met two paramedics, three nurses, a cardiologist and nearly met Jesus.

What do you call a

What do you call a candle in armour? A knight light.

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