Jokes

I’ve bought a new eco-friendly

I’ve bought a new eco-friendly suit made of desert cactus leaves. I look really sharp in it.

Dog Seat

An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted R&R

Husband: The nerve of that

Husband: The nerve of that doctor! Saying I’m so old that he referred me to an archaeologist. Wife: Audiologist, dear. You can’t hear.

Computer strings walk into a bar

These two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, "So what'll it be?" The first string says, "I think I'll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdkCjfdLk jk3s

I’m a natural at weight

I’m a natural at weight lifting. I picked it up quickly.

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