Jokes

Why did the baseball team

Why did the baseball team hire a chef? Because they needed a batter.

Why don’t you give Elsa

Why don’t you give Elsa a math test? Because she will let it go!

I'm not a fan of

I'm not a fan of spring cleaning. Let's be honest, I'm not into summer, fall, or winter cleaning either.

A couple is lying in

A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you!"

Why did the teacher wear

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because her students were so bright.

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