Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 8th April 1990
Dilbert//358, first published 36 years ago on Sunday 8th April 1990
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dilbert bizarre dream cheerleading outfit glue miniature horses married pressure
Official transcript
Dilbert sees a woman and thinks, "Oh no, it's Helena. I had a bizarre dream about her last night."
Helena says, "Hi, Dilbert."
Dilbert thinks, "I'm always afraid that somehow people know when they've been in my dream."
Helena says, "Gee . . . Seeing you reminds me of something . . . But I can't quite put my finger on it . . ."
Helena continues, "Hmm . . . It was something bizarre."
Dilbert thinks, "She knows."
Beads of sweat fly off his forehead. Dilbert covers his eyes and cries, "Stop it! Stop it! I'm sorry I made you wear a cheerleading outfit and glue miniature horses to the couch!!"
Dilbert says, "There - it's out. The pressure is lifted . . . I can live again . . ."
Helena says, "Oh, now I remember -- I was wondering why you've never been married. But now I understand."
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
OH NO, IT'S HELENA I HAD A BIZARRE DREAM ABOUT HER LAST NIGHT.
HI, DILBERT.
I'M ALWAYS AFRAID THAT SOMEHOW PEOPLE KNOW WHEN THEY'VE BEEN IN MY DREAM.
GEE...
SEEING YOU REMINDS ME OF SOMETHING ... BUT I CAN'T QUITE PUT MY FINGER ON IT...
HMM... IT WAS SOMETHING BIZARRE.
SHE KNOWS STOP IT! STOP IT! I'M SORRY I MADE YOU WEAR A CHEERLEADING OUTFIT AND GLUE MINIATURE HORSES TO THE COUCH!!
THERE - IT'S OUT.
THE PRESSURE IS LIFTED... I CAN LIVE AGAIN...
OH, NOW I REMEMBER -- I WAS WONDERING WHY YOU'VE NEVER BEEN MARRIED.
BUT NOW 1 UNDERSTAND
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AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "Bizarre Dreams"
Summary:
The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and mundane office life. In this strip, Dilbert shares a bizarre dream he had the previous night with his coworker, Helena. The dream involves Helena wearing a cheerleading outfit and glueing miniature horses to the couch.
Dilbert's conversation with Helena is marked by his signature deadpan humor and skepticism. He expresses his fear that people may have been in his dream, implying that the dream may have been more realistic than he initially thought. Helena, however, seems oblivious to the absurdity of the dream and responds with a nonchalant attitude.
Throughout the conversation, Dilbert's tone remains dry and humorous, while Helena's responses are lighthearted and playful. The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of dreams and the human tendency to interpret them in various ways. Overall, the strip showcases the comedic dynamic between Dilbert and Helena, highlighting their unique personalities and interactions.
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