Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 14th March 1992

Dilbert//1064, first published 34 years ago on Saturday 14th March 1992

Tags

dilbert dogbert petimony fuzzy cat pet disgust rubbed leg pine-scented sand

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "The defense calls Fuzzy the Cat."

Fuzzy sits in the witness stand. Dilbert asks Fuzzy, "Isn't it true that I did not in fact PET you, but only pushed you away in mild disgust when you rubbed my leg?"

Fuzzy replies, "I have this sudden urge to bury you in pine-scented sand."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT SUES DILBERT FOR PETIMONY THE DEFENSE CALLS FUZZY THE CAT.

ISN'T IT TRUE THAT I DID NOT IN FACT PET YOU, BUT ONLY PUSHED YOU AWAY IN MILD DISGUST WHEN YOU RUBBED MY LEG ?

I HAVE THIS SUDDEN URGE TO BURY YOU IN PINE-SCENTED SAND.

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dogbert Sues Dilbert for Petimony"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dogbert, a character known for his eccentric and sometimes sinister nature, suing Dilbert, the main protagonist, for "petimony." The strip is divided into three panels, each depicting a different scene.

Panel 1:

• Dogbert is shown standing in front of a judge, pointing at Dilbert and saying, "THE DEFENSE CALLS FUZZY THE CAT."
• The caption reads, "DOG BERT SUES DILBERT FOR PETIMONY."

Panel 2:

• Dogbert is shown standing in front of a judge, saying, "ISN'T IT TRUE THAT I DID NOT IN FACT PET YOU, BUT ONLY PUSHED YOU AWAY IN MILD DISGUST WHEN YOU RUBBED MY LEG?"
• The judge looks puzzled, and Dilbert is shown in the background, looking confused.

Panel 3:

• Dogbert is shown standing in front of a judge, saying, "I HAVE THIS SUDDEN URGE TO BURY YOU IN PINE-SCENTED SAND."
• The judge looks shocked, and Dilbert is shown in the background, looking terrified.

Overall:

The comic strip is a humorous take on the concept of petimony, with Dogbert's absurd and sinister demands adding to the comedic effect. The strip pokes fun at the idea of taking legal action over something as trivial as a cat's affection, and the absurdity of Dogbert's behavior is exaggerated for comedic effect.

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