Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 25th December 1992

Dilbert//1350, first published 34 years ago on Friday 25th December 1992

Tags

christmas presents dilbert dogbert hat crown merry christmas christmas friend

Official transcript

Dogbert sits on a pillow and Dilbert sits on the floor wearing his bathrobe. There is a present on the floor between them. Dogbert says, "Why should I open it? You already told me it's just a stupid hat."

Dilbert replies, "Open it anyway."

Dogbert opens the box and takes out a crown. Dogbert says, "Hey, it's not really a hat; it's a crown."

Dogbert puts on the crown and says, "I'm not happy. I'm only humoring you."

Dilbert says, "Merry Christmas, little friend."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHY SHOULD I OPEN IT? YOU ALREADY TOLD ME IT'S JUST A STUPID HAT.

OPEN ANYWAY.

HEY, IT'S NOT REALLY A HAT; IT'S A CROWN.

I'M NOT HAPPY.

I'M ONLY HUMORING YOU.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, LITTLE FRIEND

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "A Stupid Hat, a Crown, and Humor"

Summary:

• The comic strip revolves around a conversation between Dilbert and his dog.
• Dilbert presents the dog with a hat, which the dog finds stupid.
• The dog then presents Dilbert with a crown, which Dilbert finds humorous.
• The exchange highlights the absurdity of human and animal perspectives on gifts.

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