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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 25th December 1992

Dilbert//1350, first published 34 years ago on Friday 25th December 1992


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christmas presents dilbert dogbert hat crown merry christmas christmas friend


Official transcript

Dogbert sits on a pillow and Dilbert sits on the floor wearing his bathrobe. There is a present on the floor between them. Dogbert says, "Why should I open it? You already told me it's just a stupid hat."

Dilbert replies, "Open it anyway."

Dogbert opens the box and takes out a crown. Dogbert says, "Hey, it's not really a hat; it's a crown."

Dogbert puts on the crown and says, "I'm not happy. I'm only humoring you."

Dilbert says, "Merry Christmas, little friend."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WHY SHOULD I OPEN IT? YOU ALREADY TOLD ME IT'S JUST A STUPID HAT.

OPEN ANYWAY.

HEY, IT'S NOT REALLY A HAT; IT'S A CROWN.

I'M NOT HAPPY.

I'M ONLY HUMORING YOU.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, LITTLE FRIEND

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

The image depicts a three-panel comic strip from the 'Dilbert' series, originally published in 1992.

Panel 1 The first panel features Dogbert, a white dog with a distinctive appearance, sitting on a purple mat. He is wearing a gold crown and holding a pink gift box. Dogbert addresses Dilbert, saying, "Why should I open it? You already told me it's just a stupid hat." Dilbert responds, "Open it anyway."

Panel 2 In the second panel, Dogbert opens the gift box, revealing a pink hat. He exclaims, "Hey, it's not really a hat; it's a crown." Dilbert is amused by this, responding, "I'm not happy. I'm only humoring you."

Panel 3 The third panel shows Dogbert wearing the pink hat and saying, "Merry Christmas, little friend." Dilbert looks on, seemingly unimpressed.

Key Takeaways

  • The comic strip features Dogbert, a white dog with a distinctive appearance, and Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic humor.
  • The story revolves around Dogbert receiving a gift from Dilbert, which he initially rejects but later accepts and wears as a crown.
  • The comic strip showcases the playful and humorous dynamic between Dogbert and Dilbert, highlighting their unique personalities and interactions.

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