Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 13th January 1993

Dilbert//1369, first published 33 years ago on Wednesday 13th January 1993

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babies dilbert dogbert instruction book newborn expert cheese steak

Official transcript

Dogbert stands on a desk chair. Dilbert asks, "What are you doing?"

Dogbert replies, "I'm writing an instruction book for newborn babies."

Dilbert says, "You don't know anything about babies."

Dogbert replies, "Okay, I'm not an expert, but compared to the people who have babies . . ."

A man holds a baby upside down. A woman holding a sandwich asks, "Which end do I put the cheese steak in?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I'M WRITING AN INSTRUCTION BOOK FOR NEWBORN BABIES.

YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT BABIES.

OKAY, I'M NOT AN EXPERT, BUT COMPARED TO THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE BABIES...

WHICH END DO I PUT THE CHEESE STEAK IN ?

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Cheese Steak Conundrum"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and humorous observations.
• The story begins with Dilbert's boss asking him to write an instruction book for newborn babies.
• Dilbert is skeptical, stating that he's not an expert on babies and that people who have babies are more qualified.
• The conversation takes an unexpected turn when a woman asks Dilbert if he knows how to put cheese steak in.
• The punchline of the comic strip is that Dilbert has no idea how to put cheese steak in, and the woman is left confused.
• The comic strip ends with Dilbert's signature deadpan expression, leaving the reader to wonder what just happened.

Key Elements:

• Dilbert's sarcastic wit and humor
• The absurdity of the situation
• The unexpected twist at the end
• The comedic effect of Dilbert's deadpan expression

Overall:

• The comic strip is a lighthearted and humorous take on the challenges of parenthood and the absurdities of everyday life.
• It showcases Dilbert's signature style of humor and wit, making it a relatable and entertaining read for fans of the character.

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