Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 25th January 1993

Dilbert//1381, first published 33 years ago on Monday 25th January 1993

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dilbert objections funny faces rambling monthly daily the boss wally meetings

Official transcript

Dilbert, Wally, Alice, the Boss and Ted sit at a conference table. Ted says, "If there are no objections, I'd like to make funny faces and tell a long rambling story."

Ted continues, ". . . So, then I said 'You want the MONTHLY report, not the DAILY report.' . . . But that got me thinking . . . So . . ."

Ted says, "Blah blah blah"

and waves his arms. The Boss thinks, "I can top that."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IF THERE ARE NO OBJECTIONS, I'D LIKE TO MAKE FUNNY FACES AND TELL A LONG RAMBLING STORY.

SO, THEN I SAID "YOU WANT THE MONTHLY REPORT, NOT THE DAILY REPORT.".

.. BUT THAT GOT ME THINKING...

SO.

BLAH BLAH BLAH

I CAN TOP THAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Monthly Report"

Summary:

The comic strip features a group of office workers seated at a conference table. The conversation begins with a coworker expressing a desire to share a humorous anecdote, but the request is met with skepticism and dismissal by the others. One worker suggests that the individual should instead provide a monthly report, which is promptly rejected as uninteresting.

Key Points:

• The comic strip pokes fun at the monotony and bureaucracy of office life.
• The characters' reactions highlight the challenges of communication and the importance of finding ways to make work more engaging.
• The strip's humor is rooted in its relatable portrayal of office politics and the struggles of everyday work life.

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