Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 3rd April 1993

Dilbert//1449, first published 33 years ago on Saturday 3rd April 1993

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dogbert master earth message creature king retiring soft pillow

Official transcript

Dogbert stands on a desk chair and says into a video camera, "This is Dogbert, Master of Earth, with a message to all creatures . . ."

There is a satellite dish on the desk. A man and woman sit on their couch holding Dogbert signs and watching television. Dogbert says on tv, "I realized that you are all unworthy of having me as your king. I am retiring to go sit on a soft pillow."

Dogbert lies on his pillow listening to the radio. Dogbert thinks, "No matter what I do, it always feels better when I stop doing it."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THIS IS DOGBERT, MASTER OF EARTH, WITH A MESSAGE TO ALL CREATURES.

I REALIZED THAT YOU ARE ALL UNWORTHY OF HAVING ME AS YOUR KING. I AM RETIRING TO GO SIT ON SOFT PILLOW.

DOGBER NO MATTER WHAT I DO, IT ALWAYS FEELS BETTER WHEN I STOP DOING IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The comic strip is titled "Dogbert, Master of Earth, with a Message to All Creatures..." and features Dogbert, a white dog with a black nose and ears, sitting at a desk in an office. He is addressing an audience through a television screen, saying, "This is Dogbert, Master of Earth, with a message to all creatures..."

The first panel shows Dogbert sitting at his desk, surrounded by various office equipment, including a computer, a lamp, and a chair. He is wearing a suit and tie, and has a serious expression on his face.

In the second panel, Dogbert is shown standing in front of a television screen, which displays a message that reads, "I realized that you are all unworthy of having me as your king. I am retiring to go sit on a soft pillow."

The third panel shows Dogbert sitting on a soft pillow, surrounded by his office equipment, and thinking to himself, "No matter what I do, it always feels better when I stop doing it."

Overall, the comic strip pokes fun at the idea of a dog trying to take over the world and then realizing that it's not worth the effort. It also highlights the absurdity of a dog trying to give a serious message to an audience through a television screen.

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