Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 19th January 1995

Dilbert//2105, first published 31 years ago on Thursday 19th January 1995

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left engineering acme manger sexy liz decrease sex appeal planning number ham radio licence compensate loss goose bumps

Official transcript

Dilbert walks outside with Liz. Dilbert asks her, "If I left engineering and became a manager would I be as sexy as I am now, Liz?"

Liz responds, "I think it would decrease your sex appeal by 17%. But that's just a planning number."

Dilbert and Liz sit on the couch. Dilbert asks, "What if I got my ham radio license to compensate for the loss?"

Liz replies, "Look at my arm: goose bumps."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IFILEFT ENGINEERING AND BECAME A MANAGER WOULD I BE AS SEXY AS I AM NOW, LIZ?

I THINK IT WOULD DECREASE YOUR SEX APPEAL BY 17%. BUT THAT'S JUST A PLANNING NUMBER.

WHAT IF I GOT MY HAM RADIO LICENSE TO COMPENSATE FOR THE LOSS?

LOOK AT MY ARM: GOOSE BUMPS.

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AI Analysis

Title: "Goose Bumps"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic humor, as he encounters a woman named Liz. The conversation begins with Dilbert's inquiry about Liz's attractiveness, which she responds to by stating that it would decrease her sex appeal by 17% if she left engineering and became a manager. Dilbert then asks if she has a planning number, to which Liz replies that it's just a planning number.

The conversation takes an unexpected turn when Dilbert asks if he got his ham radio license to compensate for the loss, prompting Liz to look at his arm and exclaim, "Goose bumps!" The comic strip ends with Dilbert's arm covered in goose bumps, leaving the reader to wonder about the significance of this unexpected twist.

Overall, the comic strip showcases Dilbert's signature wit and sarcasm, as well as his ability to turn mundane conversations into humorous and unexpected scenarios.

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