Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 23rd March 1995

Dilbert//2168, first published 31 years ago on Thursday 23rd March 1995

Tags

sell comapny very discriminating hate people laws to protect lazy but funny

Official transcript

Dogbert stands on a desk and addresses Wally, Dilbert and the Boss. Dogbert says, "I've decided to sell the company for a huge profit. I found some very discriminating buyers."

Wally asks Dogbert, "When you say discriminating, you mean . . . ?"

Dogbert answers, "They hate people from this country."

Wally says to Dilbert, "It's okay. We have laws to protect us."

One Elbonian says to the other, "They're lazy, but at least they're funny!"

The other laughs, "Hee hee."

The Boss looks shocked.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'VE DECIDED TO SELL THE COMPANY FOR A HUGE PROFIT. I FOUND SOME VERY DISCRIMINATING BUYERS.

WHEN YOU SAY DISCRIMINATING, YOU MEAN..?

THEY HATE PEOPLE FROM THIS COUNTRY.

IT'S OKAY.

WE HAVE LAWS TO PROTECT US.

THEY'RE LAZY, BUT AT LEAST THEY RE FUNNY!

HEE HEE

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Discriminating Buyers"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 1995, revolves around a company's decision to sell for a significant profit. The CEO, Dilbert, discovers that the buyers are discriminatory, leading to a humorous exchange.

Key Points:

• The CEO, Dilbert, is thrilled to find discriminatory buyers.
• He explains that they hate people from the country they're from, implying a desire to protect their own interests.
• The buyers are amused by the CEO's statement, suggesting they share similar views.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of discrimination and the absurdity of the situation.

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