Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 12th December 1996

Dilbert//2798, first published thirty years ago on Thursday 12th December 1996

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different religions flexible change relgion whole religion based on not dating sunday dogbert

Official transcript

A woman at a desk tells Dilbert, "I'm flattered. But I can't date you because we're different religions."

Dilbert says, "I'm flexible. I'd change my religion to get a date."

The woman replies, "It wouldn't work in this case."

Dilbert sits on the couch and asks Dogbert, "Did you know there's a whole religion based on not dating me?"

Dogbert asks, "Where do you think I go every Sunday?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IM FLATTERED. BUT I CAN'T DATE YOU BECAUSE WE'RE DIFFERENT RELIGIONS.

I'M FLEXIBLE.

I'D CHANGE MY RELIGION TO GET A DATE.

IT WOULDN'T WORK IN THIS CASE.

DID YOU KNOW THERE'S A WHOLE RELIGION BASED ON NOT DATING WHERE DO YOU ?

THINK I GO EVERY SUNDAY?

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "A Date with Dilbert"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled office worker, navigating a conversation with a coworker about dating. The conversation begins with Dilbert expressing his desire to go on a date, but his reluctance to do so due to his religious beliefs. He jokingly suggests that he would change his religion to get a date, but then realizes that this approach may not work.

The coworker, intrigued by Dilbert's comment, asks him where he thinks he would go every Sunday if he didn't date. Dilbert responds with a humorous remark, implying that he would attend church services, which is a common practice for many Christians.

The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of dating and relationships, highlighting the challenges of finding someone who shares similar beliefs and values. It also showcases Dilbert's wit and sarcasm, which are characteristic of his personality in the comic strip series. Overall, the comic strip provides a lighthearted and relatable take on the complexities of modern dating.

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