Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 19th April 1998

Dilbert//3291, first published 28 years ago on Sunday 19th April 1998

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catbert evil director look stressed champion workplace stress no more unpaid overtime ignite hair pissed ouff angry taken advantage

Official transcript

Caption: "Catbert: Evil H.R. Director"

Catbert remarks to Alice, "You look stressed out, Alice."

Catbert says, "I could fix that by becoming a champion for improvements in the workplace."

Catbert says, "Or I could give you a little booklet called 'Stress No More'."

Catbert says, "Hmm.. I wonder which way is best."

Alice reaches for booklet. Alice reads, "'Stress is your body's way of saying.."

Alice continues, "'..You haven't worked enough unpaid overtime.'"

Alice starts to get mad. Catbert says, "I've never seen a woman's forehead ignite her hair before."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL H.R. DIRECTOR YOU LOOK STRESSED OUT, ALICE I COULD FIX THAT BY BECOMING A CHAMPION FOR IMPROVEMENTS IN THE WORKPLACE.

OR I COULD GIVE YOU A LITTLE BOOKLET CALLED "STRESS NO MORE." HMM... I WONDER WHICH WAY IS BEST.

"STRESS IS YOUR BODY'S WAY OF SAYING .. YOU HAVEN'T WORKED ENOUGH UNPAID OVERTIME.

I'VE NEVER SEEN A WOMAN'S FOREHEAD IGNITE HER HAIR BEFORE.

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Stress No More"

Summary:

The comic strip follows the misadventures of Catbert, the evil HR director, as he attempts to help Alice cope with stress in the workplace. The strip consists of eight panels, each featuring Catbert and Alice in a different scenario.

Key Scenes:

• Catbert offers Alice a booklet titled "Stress No More," which she rejects.
• Alice complains about working too much and not having enough overtime, prompting Catbert to suggest she burn her hair off.
• Catbert's suggestion backfires, and Alice's hair catches fire, causing chaos in the office.

Overall:

The comic strip pokes fun at the challenges of dealing with stress in the workplace and the often-humorous solutions that can be proposed. The strip features the signature wit and satire of the 'Dilbert' comic strip series.

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