Humour
Why Tea is the Software the UK Needs Right Now – A Cautionary Tale
Why Tea Is the Software the UK Needs Right‑Now – A Cautionary Tale By G. Mumford, Senior Crisis Correspondent A semi‑professional kettle somewhere, now. If you’re reading this, you’re probably
Read more →The Art of Pretending to Understand When Your Mum’s Talking About Mismatched Socks
Sock it to Me: The Art of Pretending You Understand Mum’s Mismatched Sock Philosophy Ever found yourself nodding along while Mum drifts on her yarn‑and‑socks philosophy, forever convinced that the world
Read more →From Queuing to Quandaries: A Guide to Never Being Late to the Nanny’s Picnic
From Queuing to Quandaries: A Guide to Never Being Late to the Nanny’s Picnic When the clock jumps by a few minutes, the Nanny’s recipe for a “proper picnic” seems to
Read more →The Astonishing Science of Why Your Flatmate Loves to Wear Nappy Colours at 3 a.m.
The Astonishing Science of Why Your Flatmate Loves to Wear Nappy Colours at 3 a.m. Abstract What does a tape‑measured stack of fluorescent “nappy” colours have to do with the nightly rituals of the
Read more →How to Make a Chaplain Out of a Clueless Home School Teacher (A Step‑by‑Step Guide)
How to Make a Chaplain Out of a Clueless Home‑School Teacher A Step‑by‑Step Guide (with the Quietest Hints of Britishergonomics) The following is strictly a parody for the benefit of
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