Jokes

Why do cows have hooves

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose.

Why did the cookie go

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crumby.

Why did the tornado break

Why did the tornado break up with the hurricane? It found another whirlwind romance.

What do you call an

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.

Why did the nurse bring

Why did the nurse bring a ladder to work? To cheque the patient’s height.

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