Poetry

Leeds United

At Elland Road the floodlights gleam, A sea of white in hopeful stream. The Whites march on with grit and grace, Chasing dreams in time and space. From Billy Bremner’s fierce delight To

Boston United

In amber dusk the Pilgrims' pride awakes, A town that hums with fen‑wind, stone and sea, Where Boston United's scarlet banners shake Above the pitch that sings of loyalty. The Pilgrims' tread

Broil

In the kitchen’s quiet hour, A skillet sings beneath the flame, Thin slices of beef lay low, Their edges catching amber glow. The heat climbs, a steady broil, Turning pink to caramel coil, Juices

Glentoran

Glentoran In Belfast’s heart where emerald pitches gleam, The Oval hums beneath a sky of grey, Red‑white stripes march on, a steadfast dream, As fans raise voices in the bright‑day fray. Through winter’s

Newington

In Newington’s quiet streets the morning light spills over brick façades, a soft amber hue, where the pavement glistens after a gentle rain, and the scent of fresh bread drifts from the corner

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