Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 16th April 1989

Dilbert//1, first published 37 years ago on Sunday 16th April 1989

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dog brain animals

Official transcript

Dilbert and Dogbert enter the laboratory. Dilbert says, "I've decided we should operate along more classic lines, like Dr. Frankenstein's lab."

Dilbert lifts Dogbert onto a stool and asks, "You know what that makes you?"

Dogbert replies, "I've got a hunch . . ."

Dilbert says, "Let's practice . . ."

Dilbert says, "Dogbert, fetch me a brain!"

Dogbert asks, "Like your present model, or one that works?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

S LAB I'VE DECIDED WE SHOULD OPERATE ALONG MORE CLASSIC LINES, LIKE DR. FRANKENSTEINS LAB.

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MAKES YOU ?

I'VE GOT A HUNCH...

LET'S PRACTICE ..

DOGBERT, FETCH ME A BRAIN !

LIKE YOUR PRESENT MODEL, OR ONE THAT WORKS ?

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Fetch Me a Brain"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a square head and a red tie, standing in front of a door labeled "Dilbert's Lab." He is accompanied by Dogbert, a small white dog with a black nose and ears.

Dilbert announces his decision to operate along more classic lines, like Dr. Frankenstein's lab, and invites Dogbert to join him. Dogbert, however, is hesitant, asking if he can fetch Dilbert a brain instead. Dilbert agrees, and Dogbert sets off to find one.

Upon returning, Dogbert presents Dilbert with a brain, which he proceeds to examine. Dilbert is impressed, but Dogbert points out that the brain he brought is that of a present model, which may not work as expected. Dilbert is undeterred, and the two continue their experiment, with Dogbert fetching a new brain and Dilbert operating on it.

The comic strip humorously explores the idea of a scientist attempting to create life using a brain, with the unexpected twist of using a present model brain that may not function as intended.

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