Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 26th April 1989

Dilbert//11, first published 37 years ago on Wednesday 26th April 1989

Tags

walking hallway dignity sports

Official transcript

Dilbert walks down the hall thinking, "Oh no . . . If this guy turns left when I go right, we'll end up walking down the hall right next to each other."

The man turns and walks next to Dilbert. Dilbert thinks, "I hate this . . . A huge, empty hallway and here we are synchronized like two of the Rockettes."

Back at home, Dilbert tells Dogbert, ". . . So that's when I knocked on the ladies' room door, yelled 'janitor' and ducked inside."

Dogbert says, "At least you maintained your dignity."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OH NO... IF THIS GUY TURNS LEFT WHEN I GO RIGHT, WE'LL END UP WALKING DOWN THE HALL RIGHT NEXT 8 TO EACH OTHER.

I HATE THIS...

A HUGE, EMPTY HALLWAY AND HERE WE ARE SYNCHRONIZED LIKE TWO OF THE ROCKETTES.

. SO THAT'S WHEN I KNOCKED ON THE LADIES' ROOM DOOR, YELLED "JANITOR" AND DUCKED INSIDE.

AT LEAST YOU MAINTAINED YOUR DIGNITY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The title of this comic strip is "Dignity."

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a man walking down a hallway when he encounters another man walking towards him. The first man turns around to avoid bumping into the second man, but ends up walking into the ladies' room door instead. He then knocks on the door and yells for the janitor, only to be told that he has maintained his dignity. The comic strip is a humorous commentary on the absurdity of life and the importance of maintaining one's dignity in the face of unexpected events.

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