Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 28th April 1989

Dilbert//13, first published 37 years ago on Friday 28th April 1989

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panic store

Official transcript

Dilbert and Dogbert stand at a store counter. The clerk asks Dogbert, "And what can I get for you little fellow?"

Dogbert looks up at the salesclerk and yells, "I want it all!! Ha ha! Give me mouthwash, gum, deodorant, lipstick, Krazy glue, Rolaids and . . . And . . ."

Dilbert and Dogbert walk out carrying full bags. Dogbert says, "I panicked."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AND WHAT CAN I GET FOR YOU LITTLE FELLOW?

I WANT IT ALL!! HA HA!

GIVE ME MOUTHWASH, GUM, DEODORANT, LIPSTICK, KRAZY GLUE, ROLAIDS AND ... AND ...

I PANICKED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Toothpaste and Other Horrors"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 1989, features Dilbert, a bespectacled office worker, in a humorous exchange with his boss.

• Dilbert asks his boss for a list of items he can get for his little fellow.
• The boss provides a lengthy list, including mouthwash, gum, deodorant, lipstick, krazy glue, and Rolaids.
• Dilbert is overwhelmed and panics, implying that he cannot handle the request.

Key Takeaway: The comic strip pokes fun at the absurdity of office life and the challenges of dealing with demanding bosses.

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