Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 30th April 1989
Dilbert//15, first published 37 years ago on Sunday 30th April 1989
Tags
mother mother nature rake family
Official transcript
Dilbert stands in the yard raking leaves. Someone shouts, "Hey! Drop the rake!!"
Dilbert asks a woman, "Who are you?"
The woman replies, "I'm Mother Nature, wiseguy, and I don't remember asking YOU to shuffle my dead twigs around."
Dilbert replies, "Uh . . . Gosh, I was just trying to tidy up a bit for Spring . . ."
Mother Nature grabs Dilbert by the shirt and shouts, "Are you saying you don't LIKE my housekeeping!!"
Dilbert sits on the ground and says, "But I . . ."
Mother Nature says, "That's it. No dinner for you tonight, and I'm sending locusts to eat your house."
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
DROP THE RAKE !!
WHO ARE YOU?
IM MOTHER NATURE, WISEGUY, AND I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING YOU TO SHUFFLE MY DEAD TWIGS AROUND.
UH... GOSH, I WAS JUST TRYING TO TIDY UP A BIT FOR SPRING...
ARE YOU SAYING YOU DON'T LIKE MY HOUSEKEEPING !!
BUT I...
..
111m n THAT'S IT. NO DINNER FOR YOU TONIGHT, AND I'M SENDING LOCUSTS TO EAT YOUR HOUSE.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "Spring Cleaning"
Summary:
The comic strip revolves around Dilbert, a bespectacled man, who is attempting to tidy up his yard for spring. However, he is interrupted by a woman who claims to be Mother Nature, Wiseguy, and asks him to stop shuffling his dead twigs around.
Key Points:
- Dilbert is trying to tidy up his yard for spring.
- A woman appears, claiming to be Mother Nature, Wiseguy.
- She asks Dilbert to stop shuffling his dead twigs around.
- Dilbert is confused and asks who she is.
- The woman reveals that she is sending locusts to eat Dilbert's house.
- Dilbert is unimpressed and responds with a sarcastic remark.
- The woman leaves, leaving Dilbert to continue his yard work.
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