Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 4th May 1989

Dilbert//19, first published 37 years ago on Thursday 4th May 1989

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dog girlfriend single animals relationships

Official transcript

Dilbert sits at his desk with paper and a calculator. Dilbert says, "Ah hah! Just as I suspected."

Dilbert shows Dogbert a piece of paper and says, "Here it is: mathematical proof that attractive single women exist only in white Volkswagen Rabbits and aerobics classes."

Dogbert asks, "How do you explain Vanna White?"

Dilbert says as he walks away, "I wonder if Isaac Newton had a dog."

Dogbert adds, "Or a girlfriend."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

! JUST AS I SUSPECTED.

HERE IT IS: MATHEMATICAL PROOF THAT ATTRACTIVE SINGLE WOMEN EXIST ONLY IN WHITE VOLKSWAGEN RABBITS AND AEROBICS CLASSES.

HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN VANNA WHITE?

I WONDER IF ISAAC NEWTON HAD A DOG.

OR A GIRLFRIEND.

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Vanna White Conundrum"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive appearance, who is seated at his desk. He is engaged in a conversation with a colleague, who poses a mathematical question about the attractiveness of single women in white Volkswagen rabbits and aerobics classes. Dilbert's response is a witty remark about Vanna White, a popular TV game show hostess.

The conversation takes an unexpected turn when Dilbert's colleague asks if he wonders if Isaac Newton had a dog or a girlfriend. Dilbert's response is a humorous aside, where he ponders whether Newton had a dog or a girlfriend, and if so, what breed the dog might be.

The comic strip is a lighthearted and humorous take on the absurdities of office life, featuring Dilbert's signature deadpan humor and clever wordplay.

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