Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 16th May 1989

Dilbert//31, first published 37 years ago on Tuesday 16th May 1989

Tags

dog friends intelligence animals

Official transcript

Dogbert says to Dilbert, "I've decided to make some dog friends, but I don't even know what other dogs do when they get together."

Dilbert replies, "Well, I suppose they would bark like idiots, run around in circles, and sniff every part of your body."

Dogbert says, "I guess 'Scrabble' is out of the question."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'VE DECIDED TO MAKE SOME DOG FRIENDS, BUT I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT OTHER DOGS DO WHEN THEY GET TOGETHER.

WELL, I SUPPOSE THEY WOULD BARK LIKE IDIOTS, RUN AROUND IN CIRCLES, AND SNIFF EVERY PART OF YOUR BODY.

I GUESS "SCRABBLE" IS OUT OF THE QUESTION.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dog Friends"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between two characters, with the first character expressing a desire to make dog friends. The second character, however, is uncooperative, suggesting that dogs would bark, run around in circles, and sniff every part of their body. The conversation ends with the first character guessing that "scrabble" is out of the question, implying that they are discussing a game.

Key Elements:

• A humorous exchange between two characters
• A lighthearted discussion about making dog friends
• A clever play on words with the mention of "scrabble"

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