Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 21st May 1989
Dilbert//36, first published 37 years ago on Sunday 21st May 1989
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book dog pet sick animals medical
Official transcript
A woman walking down the sidewalk drops something. Dilbert bends over to pick it up and says, "Excuse me, miss!"
The woman turns around and thinks, "Uh oh . . ."
Dilbert says, "You dropped this little book titled 'Attractive Women's Secret Guide to Avoiding Dilbert.'"
Dilbert says, "Wait a minute! I KNEW there had to be some kind of conspiracy!!"
Dilbert opens the book and says, "If I can break this code, it will cripple their entire operation!"
The woman shouts into a walkie talkie, "Mayday!!! Mayday!!!"
Dilbert points at the woman and says, "Dogbert, sic!!!"
Dogbert replies, "Sick? No, but my nose is a bit dry . . ."
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
EXCUSE ME, MISS!
PLOP!
UH OH..
YOU DROPPED THIS LITTLE BOOK TITLED "ATTRACTIVE WOMEN'S SECRET GUIDE TO AVOIDING DILBERT." WAIT A MINUTE! I KNEW THERE HAD TO BE SOME KIND OF CONSPIRACY!!
IF I CAN BREAK THIS CODE, IT WILL CRIPPLE THEIR ENTIRE OPERATION!
MAYDAY !!!
MAYDAY !!!
DOGBERT, SIC!!!
SICK?
NO, BUT MY NOSE IS A BIT DRY...
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Title: "The Secret to Avoiding Dilbert"
Summary:
- The comic strip revolves around a man who has discovered a book titled "Attractive Women's Secret Guide to Avoiding Dilbert."
- He is determined to break the code and prevent Dilbert from getting the better of him.
- The man's attempts to decipher the code are met with frustration and failure, leading him to become increasingly agitated.
- The comic strip pokes fun at the idea that there may be a secret code or formula for avoiding Dilbert, highlighting the absurdity of the situation.
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