Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 29th May 1989

Dilbert//44, first published 37 years ago on Monday 29th May 1989

Tags

learning mailman observe

Official transcript

Dogbert holds the telephone and yells, "Dogbert! The post office is complaining that you attacked a mail carrier."

Dogbert replies, "Tell them that I love mail carriers and would NEVER try to hurt one."

Dilbert says, "Apparently they object to the tranquilizer darts and homing transmitters."

Dogbert asks, "But how else can we learn their migration patterns?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT !

THE POST OFFICE IS COMPLAINING THAT YOU ATTACKED A MAIL CARRIER.

TELL THEM THAT I LOVE MAIL CARRIERS AND WOULD NEVER TRY TO HURT ONE.

APPARENTLY THEY OBJECT TO THE TRANQUILIZER DARTS AND HOMING TRANSMITTERS.

BUT HOW ELSE CAN WE LEARN THEIR MIGRATION PATTERNS?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Mail Carrier Migration Patterns"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 1989, features Dilbert, a character known for his witty observations and sarcastic humor. In this particular strip, Dilbert is complaining to his boss about a mail carrier who keeps attacking him. The boss, Dogbert, is amused by the situation and suggests that Dilbert learn about the mail carrier's migration patterns to avoid being attacked.

The strip is a humorous take on the common problem of mail carriers being aggressive towards people, and the absurdity of trying to learn their migration patterns to avoid them. The comic strip is a classic example of Dilbert's dry wit and satire, making it a relatable and entertaining read for fans of the series.

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