Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 21st July 1989
Dilbert//97, first published 37 years ago on Friday 21st July 1989
Tags
dilbert dinosaur joke carnivore robert cramp tail
Official transcript
Dawn the Dinosaur points to Dilbert and says to Bob the Dinosaur, "You heard me, Robert. Eat him right this minute!"
Bob says, "But . . . but."
Dawn crosses her arms and says, "You call yourself a carnivore? Well, at least smite him with your mighty tail!"
Bob looks sheepish. Dawn says to Dilbert, "And THIS will teach you not to mess with dinosaurs!"
Bob rubs his tail and says, "Cramp . . ."
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
YOU HEARD ME, ROBERT.
EAT HIM RIGHT THIS MINUTE!
BUT ... BUT.
YOU CALL YOURSELF A CARNIVORE? WELL, AT LEAST SMITE HIM WITH YOUR MIGHTY TAIL !
AND THIS WILL TEACH YOU NOT TO MESS WITH DINOSAURS!
CRAMP...
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "Dinosaurs in the Office"
Summary:
The comic strip features a conversation between two dinosaurs, a carnivore and a herbivore, who are discussing their respective diets. The carnivore is frustrated with the herbivore's refusal to eat meat, while the herbivore is annoyed by the carnivore's constant attempts to eat him.
Key Points:
- The carnivore is upset that the herbivore won't eat meat, despite being a carnivore himself.
- The herbivore is tired of the carnivore's constant attempts to eat him.
- The conversation highlights the differences between the two dinosaurs' diets and personalities.
Overall:
The comic strip is a humorous take on the differences between carnivores and herbivores, and the frustrations that can arise from their interactions. It pokes fun at the idea of dinosaurs in an office setting, adding to the comedic effect.
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