Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 26th July 1989

Dilbert//102, first published 37 years ago on Wednesday 26th July 1989

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dogbert dilbert dinosaurs ripping flesh

Official transcript

Dilbert says to Bob and Dawn the Dinosaurs, "Okay then, if you two dinosaurs want to continue hiding in my house you have to observe the house rules."

Dilbert continues, "Let's see . . . Uh . . . Remain out of sight . . . Don't leave the lights on when you're out of the room . . ."

Dilbert asks, "Am I forgetting anything, Dogbert?"

Dogbert replies, "How about 'No ripping the flesh off the other residents.'"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OKAY THEN, IF YOU TWO DINOSAURS WANT TO CONTINUE HIDING IN MY HOUSE YOU HAVE TO OBSERVE THE HOUSE RULES.

LET'S SEE..

. UH... REMAIN OUT OF SIGHT... DON'T LEAVE THE LIGHTS ON WHEN YOU'RE OUT OF THE ROOM...

AM I FORGETTING ANYTHING, DOGBERT?

HOW ABOUT "NO RIPPING THE FLESH OFF THE OTHER RESIDENTS."

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "House Rules"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a white shirt and red tie, standing in his living room. He is addressing two dinosaurs, a green one and a gray one, who are present in his house. The conversation unfolds as follows:

• Dilbert explains the house rules to the dinosaurs, emphasizing the importance of not leaving the lights on when exiting the room.
• The dinosaurs respond by asking if Dilbert is forgetting anything, to which he replies that he is not.
• The dinosaurs then inquire about "ripping the flesh off the other residents," prompting Dilbert to clarify that this is not allowed.

The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of the situation, where Dilbert is attempting to establish rules for dinosaurs in his home. The dinosaurs' questions and comments add to the comedic effect, showcasing their lack of understanding of human norms and behavior.

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