Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 30th July 1989

Dilbert//106, first published 37 years ago on Sunday 30th July 1989

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dilbert dogbert focus subatomic civilization civilization

Official transcript

Dilbert looks into a huge microscope and says, "My goodness! It looks like I've discovered an entire subatomic civilization!"

A microscopic organism says, "Hey! What are you staring at?!!"

Dilbert says, "I am Dilbert. I mean you no harm."

The organism says, "You're looking at the incredibly tiny planet of 'Minimus 6.'"

Dilbert asks, "Minimus 6? That means there are five other planets like yours!"

Dilbert says, "Let me get you focused a bit better . . ."

Dilbert crunches the sample. Dilbert sits on the front steps with his head in his hands. Dogbert says, "And I loved the part when you said, 'I mean you no harm.'"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY GOODNESS! IT LOOKS LIKE I'VE DISCOVERED AN ENTIRE SUBATOMIC CIVILIZATION!

HEY! WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT ?!!

I AM DILBERT. I MEAN YOU NO HARM.

YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE INCREDIBLY TINY PLANET OF "MINIMUS 6." MINIMUS 6?

THAT MEANS THERE ARE FIVE OTHER PLANETS LIKE YOURS!

LET ME GET YOU FOCUSED A BIT BETTER AND I LOVED THE PART WHEN YOU SAID "I MEAN YOU NO HARM."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Minimus 6"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic and humorous observations.
• In this strip, Dilbert is shown looking at a planet through a telescope, which he claims is "an entire subatomic civilization."
• He is then approached by another character, who asks him what he is staring at.
• Dilbert responds by saying that he is looking at "Minimus 6," a tiny planet that has five other planets like it.
• The character is amused by Dilbert's comment and says that he loves the part where he said "I mean you no harm."
• The strip ends with Dilbert being punched by the character, who is clearly not amused by his comments.

Key Elements:

• Dilbert's sarcastic and humorous observations
• The concept of a subatomic civilization
• The character's amusement and subsequent anger at Dilbert's comments
• The punchline at the end of the strip

Overall:

• The comic strip is a humorous take on the idea of a subatomic civilization and the absurdity of Dilbert's comments.
• It showcases the character's wit and sarcasm, as well as the humor that can be found in everyday situations.

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