Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 14th August 1989

Dilbert//121, first published 37 years ago on Monday 14th August 1989

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dilbert dogbert book walking dog picking up women baby single male overrated

Official transcript

Dilbert looks in a book and says to Dogbert, "This book says the best time to pick up women is while walking a dog."

Dogbert says, "Let's try it."

Dilbert holds a leash that is wrapped around Dogbert's stomach. Dogbert walks in front of Dilbert yelling, "Yo! Baby! Whoa whoa! Shake it, don't break it! Come and get your single male!!"

Dilbert says, "I think this method is overrated."

Dogbert yells, "Form one line! No pushing!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THIS BOOK SAYS THE BEST TIME TO PICK UP WOMEN IS WHILE WALKING A DOG.

LET'S TRY IT.

YO! BABY! WHOA WHOA! SHAKE IT, DON'T BREAK IT! COME AND GET YOUR SINGLE MALE!!

I THINK THIS METHOD IS OVERRATED.

FORM ONE LINE! NO PUSHING!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The comic strip is titled "Picking Up Women" and features Dilbert, a bespectacled office worker, attempting to pick up women while walking his dog. The strip consists of three panels:

Panel 1: Dilbert reads a book that claims the best time to pick up women is while walking a dog. He decides to try it.

Panel 2: Dilbert walks his dog, shouting "Yo baby, whoa whoa whoa, shake it, don't break it, come and get your single male!" The dog responds by barking and pulling on the leash.

Panel 3: Dilbert realizes his method is overrated and decides to form one line instead of pushing. The comic strip pokes fun at the idea that there is a foolproof method for picking up women and highlights the absurdity of Dilbert's approach.

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