Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 14th September 1989

Dilbert//152, first published 37 years ago on Thursday 14th September 1989

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dogbert dilbert junk mail mail condo sales jeep cherokee emerald

Official transcript

Dilbert reads a piece of mail and says, "Wow! And I thought this was just more junk mail!"

Dilbert sits in his chair and says to Dogbert, "All I have to do is drive two hours and listen to their condo sales pitch. I'm GUARANTEED to win a Jeep Cherokee or a valuable mock emerald."

Dogbert responds, "That emerald will go pretty well with your mock brain."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WOW! AND I THOUGHT THIS WAS JUST MORE JUNK MAIL!

ALL I HAVE TO DO IS DRIVE TWO HOURS AND LISTEN TO THEIR CONDO SALES PITCH.

I'M GUARANTEED TO WIN A JEEP CHEROKEE OR A VALUABLE MOCK EMERALD.

THAT EMERALD WILL GO PRETTY WELL WITH YOUR MOCK BRAIN.

5. AMME

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Mock Brain"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic humor and frustration with his job.
• In this strip, Dilbert is tasked with driving two hours to attend a condo sales pitch, where he will be guaranteed to win a Jeep Cherokee or a valuable mock emerald.
• However, Dilbert is unimpressed by the prospect of winning a mock emerald, which he describes as "pretty well with your mock brain."
• The strip pokes fun at the idea of a company offering a low-quality prize as a reward for attending a sales pitch, and Dilbert's deadpan reaction adds to the humor.

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