Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 24th September 1989

Dilbert//162, first published 37 years ago on Sunday 24th September 1989

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dilbert dogbert invention deodorant sarcasm bones sweat

Official transcript

Dilbert shows Dogbert a device that looks like a handle. He says, "This is my newest invention: the deodorant spray booster pack!"

Dilbert explains, "You connect it to any can of deodorant to boost the rate of output."

Dogbert asks, "Why?"

Dilbert replies, "Why?! . . . Do you know how much time is wasted waiting for the spray to hit your armpit?"

Dilbert activates the device and it blows him through the wall. Dilbert lies on his back in the backyard. He says, "As my best friend, I'm sure you can contain any sarcastic references to deodorant until my bones mend."

Dogbert replies, "No sweat."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THIS IS MY NEWEST INVENTION: THE DEODORANT SPRAY BOOSTER PACK!

YOU CONNECT IT TO ANY CAN OF DEODORANT TO BOOST THE RATE OF OUTPUT.

WHY?

9|24 WHY?!... DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TIME IS WASTED WAITING FOR THE SPRAY TO HIT YOUR ARMPIT?

S.Adams FOOOOOSH AS MY BEST FRIEND, I'M SURE YOU CAN CONTAIN ANY SARCASTIC REFERENCES TO DEODORANT UNTIL MY BONES MEND.

NO SWEAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Deodorant Spray Booster Pack"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Dilbert's invention of a deodorant spray booster pack, which he presents to his boss. However, the boss is unimpressed and asks why he would need such a product. Dilbert explains that it can boost the rate of output, but the boss remains skeptical.

As the conversation progresses, Dilbert becomes increasingly frustrated and sarcastic, leading to a humorous exchange. The strip concludes with Dilbert's friend, Dogbert, providing a tongue-in-cheek solution to the problem, further adding to the comedic tone.

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