Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 11th October 1989

Dilbert//179, first published 37 years ago on Wednesday 11th October 1989

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dilbert dogbert computer program pick-up line mel gibson savage

Official transcript

Dilbert sits at his desk working on his computer. Dilbert says to Dogbert, who is sitting next to him, "I've designed this program to generate the most effective pick-up line in the universe."

Dilbert continues, "Ha ha! Women will be helpless when they hear my clever opener. . . . And the line is . . ."

Dilbert reads on the screen, "Hi. I'm Mel Gibson. Did you see a dingo dog go by here with my shirt?"

Dogbert says, "Kiss me, you wicked savage."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'VE DESIGNED THIS PROGRAM TO GENERATE THE MOST EFFECTIVE PICKUP LINE IN THE UNIVERSE.

HA HA! WOMEN WILL BE HELPLESS WHEN THEY HEAR MY CLEVER OPENER.

...AND THE LINE IS...

"HI. I'M MEL GIBSON.

DID YOU SEE A DINGO DOG GO BY HERE WITH MY SHIRT?" KISS ME, YOU WICKED SAVAGE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Dilbert: A Dingo in the Office"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a square head and a white shirt, sitting at his desk.
• He is engaged in a conversation with a computer, which is personified as a woman with a sarcastic tone.
• The computer, Mel Gibson, teases Dilbert about his shirt, which has a dingo on it.
• Dilbert responds by asking if Mel Gibson saw a dingo dog go by, and the computer replies with a kiss, implying that Dilbert is "wicked savage."
• The comic strip is a humorous take on the interactions between humans and technology, with a touch of wordplay and clever dialogue.

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