Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 16th October 1989

Dilbert//184, first published 37 years ago on Monday 16th October 1989

Tags

dilbert bank business deposit money debt ethel

Official transcript

Dilbert stands at a teller window at the Bank of Ethel. The teller says, "I spent all of your money. Terribly sorry."

Dilbert says, "You what?!"

Dilbert says angrily, "This is outrageous! How can you spend all of MY money?!!"

The woman responds, "Oh, Mr. Moneybags, like it was SO MUCH."

Dilbert puts his hands on his hips and says, "Oooh! I am ACTIVELY considering taking my business elsewhere!"

The teller asks, "Are you making a deposit or just wasting my time?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU WHAT?!

I SPENT ALL OF YOUR MONEY.

TERRIBLY SORRY.

BANK ETHEL THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS! HOW CAN YOU SPEND ALL OF MY MONEY?!!

OH, MR. MONEYBAGS. LIKE IT WAS 50 MUCH.

000H! I AM ACTIVELY CONSIDERING TAKING MY BUSINESS ELSEWHERE!

ARE YOU MAKING A DEPOSIT OR JUST WASTING MY TIME?

BANK OF ETHEL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Bank of Ethel"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between a customer and a bank teller at the "Bank of Ethel". The customer expresses dissatisfaction with their financial situation, stating they have spent all their money. The teller inquires about how they can spend all of their money, to which the customer responds that Mr. Moneybags, who resembles a bag with a face, spent 50% of his wealth. The teller asks if the customer is actively considering taking their business elsewhere, and the customer responds that they are making a deposit or wasting their time. The comic strip humorously portrays the absurdity of the situation and the customer's response.

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