Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 5th November 1989

Dilbert//204, first published 37 years ago on Sunday 5th November 1989

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dilbert dogbert frank eddy self-esteem damaged immune system

Official transcript

Dilbert and Dogbert walk down the sidewalk. A man walking in the other direction says, "Hi, Dilbert."

Dilbert says, "Hi, Frank."

The man says, "My name is Eddy, not Frank."

Dilbert replies, "Oh . . . Right. Sorry, Eddy."

Dilbert thinks, "This is so embarrassing."

Eddy says, "Forgetting somebody's name is the worst insult in the world."

Eddy continues, "Now my self-esteem has been damaged. My job performance will drop accordingly, and I'll be fired."

Eddy shivers and says, "The stress is starting to affect my immune system. I'm getting a cold."

Dogbert holds out his paw and says, "I'm Dogbert. Nice to meet you, Frank."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HI, DILBERT HI, FRANK MY NAME IS EDDY, NOT FRANK.

OH... RIGHT.

SORRY, EDDY.

THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING.

FORGETTING SOMEBODY'S NAME IS THE WORST INSULT IN THE WORLD.

NOW MY SELF-ESTEEM HAS BEEN DAMAGED. MY JOB PERFORMANCE WILL DROP ACCORDINGLY, AND I'LL BE FIRED.

THE STRESS IS STARTING TO AFFECT MY IMMUNE SYSTEM. I'M GETTING A COLD.

I'M DOGBERT.

NICE TO MEET YOU, FRANK

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Name Game"

Summary:

This comic strip follows the conversation between Dilbert and Frank, with a twist. The two men are introduced, but Dilbert forgets Frank's name, leading to a series of humorous exchanges. Despite Dilbert's best efforts to remember, he continues to call Frank "Eddy," much to Frank's embarrassment. The strip pokes fun at the challenges of remembering names and the consequences of getting it wrong.

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