Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 13th December 1989

Dilbert//242, first published 37 years ago on Wednesday 13th December 1989

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dilbert dogbert rock separation animal kingdom animals

Official transcript

Dilbert and Dogbert sit outdoors. Dilbert says, "Some say it is man's ability to reason which separates him from mere animals."

Dogbert says, "Yeah, but . . ."

Dogbert continues, "Surely you realize that in the animal kingdom there is no equivalent to 'All-Star Wrestling.'"

Dilbert looks at his watch and says, "Ooh - we're missing it right now."

Dogbert says, "Stomp your foot twice if you're following any of this at all."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SOME SAY IT IS MAN'S ABILITY TO REASON WHICH SEPARATES HIM FROM MERE ANIMALS.

YEAH, BUT...

SURELY YOU REALIZE THAT IN THE ANIMAL KINGDOM THERE IS NO EQUIVALENT TO "ALL-STAR WRESTLING." OOH - WERE MISSING IT RIGHT NOW.

STOMP YOUR FOOT TWICE IF YOU'RE FOLLOWING ANY OF THIS AT ALL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "All-Star Wrestling"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a conversation between Dilbert and Dogbert, where Dogbert argues that animals cannot be held accountable for their actions due to a lack of reasoning abilities. Dilbert, however, counters this assertion by pointing out that there is no equivalent to "all-star wrestling" in the animal kingdom.

Key Points:

• Dogbert's claim that animals cannot reason
• Dilbert's counterargument about all-star wrestling
• A humorous exchange between the two characters

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