Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 19th December 1989

Dilbert//248, first published 37 years ago on Tuesday 19th December 1989

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dilbert dogbert rented car car sympathy muster

Official transcript

Dilbert, whose arm is in a sling, says to Dogbert, "I got hit by a rented car."

Dogbert asks, "Hertz?"

Dilbert replies, "Not any more, but thanks for asking."

Dogbert says as he walks away, "That's about all the sympathy I can muster for one day."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I GOT HIT BY A RENTED CAR.

HERTZ?

NOT ANY MORE, BUT THANKS FOR ASKING.

THAT'S ABOUT ALL THE SYMPATHY I CAN MUSTER FOR ONE DAY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Hertz Don't Care"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a white office worker with a bald head and a black circle for an eye, standing in front of a man in a white shirt and black pants.
• The man is holding a red object, and Dilbert says, "I got hit by a rented car."
• The man responds, "Hertz?"
• Dilbert replies, "Not any more, but thanks for asking."
• The man says, "That's about all the sympathy I can muster for one day."
• The comic strip is signed "S. Adams" and dated "12-19."

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