Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 29th December 1989

Dilbert//258, first published 37 years ago on Friday 29th December 1989

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dilbert dogbert attendance miracle species survived

Official transcript

Dilbert and Dogbert sit at the table. Dilbert says, "I was rewarded today for perfect attendance at work."

Dogbert asks, "What do you get?"

Dilbert answers, "A day off with pay."

Dogbert says, "It's a miracle your species has survived this long."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I WAS REWARDED TODAY FOR PERFECT ATTENDANCE AT WORK.

WHAT DO YOU GET ?

A DAY OFF WITH PAY.

IT'S A MIRACLE YOUR SPECIES HAS SURVIVED THIS LONG.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "A Day Off with Pay"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 1989, features Dilbert and Dogbert in a humorous exchange. The conversation begins with Dilbert receiving a reward for perfect attendance at work, prompting him to ask what he has won. Dogbert reveals that he has been granted a day off with pay, which Dilbert finds miraculous given the length of his species' survival. The strip showcases the wit and sarcasm characteristic of the 'Dilbert' comic series.

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