Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 31st December 1989

Dilbert//260, first published 37 years ago on Sunday 31st December 1989

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dilbert dogbert party hat new years resolutions arm chair spirit short term tolerance

Open source transcript

PUT ON YOUR PARTY HAT, DOGBERT. IT'S ALMOST 1990.

DO YOU HAVE ANY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS ?

A FEW...

I RESOLVE TO SHOW NO TOLERANCE FOR THOSE LESS FORTUNATE ...

REDEFINE MORALITY TO SUIT MY SHORT TERM OBJECTIVES...

AND CONQUER THE PLANET EARTH AND MAKE ALL THE INHABITANTS MY SIAMES I DON'T THINK YOU'VE CAPTURED THE SPIRIT OF THIS RESOLUTION THING.

YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE I TOOK ALL THE

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AI Analysis

Title: "New Year's Resolutions"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit, engaging in a conversation with Dogbert, his eccentric and manipulative boss. The scene unfolds as Dogbert presents Dilbert with a party hat, exclaiming, "Put on your party hat, Dogbert. It's almost 1990." Dilbert responds by asking if he has any New Year's resolutions, to which Dogbert reveals a list of lofty goals, including "Redefine morality to suit my short-term objectives" and "Conquer the planet earth and make all the inhabitants my slaves."

Dilbert is taken aback by Dogbert's ambitions, expressing his discomfort with the idea of capturing the spirit of the New Year. Dogbert, however, remains undeterred, insisting that Dilbert is jealous because he took all the good ones. The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of Dogbert's resolutions and the contrast between his grandiose plans and Dilbert's more modest aspirations.

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