Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 5th January 1990

Dilbert//265, first published 36 years ago on Friday 5th January 1990

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dilbert dogbert salad bar joint table window bathe towellettes

Official transcript

Dilbert sits at his desk assembling a gadget. Dogbert says, "Good news: the 'all-you-can-eat"

salad joint just decided to stay open twenty-four hours a day!"

Dogbert continues, "We can get a table by the window and live there for the rest of our lives - for only $5.95 apiece!"

Dilbert asks, "How would we bathe?"

Dogbert replies, "They have little 'moist towelettes.'"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

GOOD NEWS: THE "ALL- YOU-CAN-EAT" SALAD BAR JOINT JUST DECIDED TO STAY OPEN TWENTY-FOUR HOURS A DAY!

WE CAN GET A TABLE BY THE WINDOW AND LIVE THERE FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES - FOR ONLY $5.95 APIECE !

HOW WOULD WE BATHE ?

THEY HAVE LITTLE "MOIST TOWELETTES."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The comic strip features Dilbert, a white dog, and his boss, a human named Wally. The strip is divided into three panels.

Panel 1:

• Dilbert's boss announces that the "All-You-Can-Eat" salad bar joint will remain open 24 hours a day.
• Dilbert is skeptical, wondering how they will bathe the "moist towelettes" they use.

Panel 2:

• Dilbert's boss explains that they can get a table by the window and live there for $5.95 a piece.

Panel 3:

• Dilbert is shocked and asks how they would bathe the "moist towelettes." His boss replies, "They have little 'moist towelettes'."

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