Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 30th January 1990

Dilbert//290, first published 36 years ago on Tuesday 30th January 1990

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dilbert dogbert wasting madonna sun tan lotion applicator barbie

Official transcript

Dogbert says to Dilbert, "While you were wasting your time at work I came up with a million dollar idea."

Dogbert shows Dilbert a bottle with a doll on the top. Dogbert says, "It's the 'Madonna Sun Tan Lotion Applicator' for lonely guys!!"

Dilbert says, "I'll take one."

Dogbert says, "It looks like Barbie on a stick, but it's Madonna."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHILE YOU WERE WASTING YOUR TIME AT WORK I CAME UP WITH A MILLION DOLLAR IDEA.

IT'S THE "MADONNA SUN TAN LOTION APPLICATOR" FOR LONELY GUYS !!

I'LL TAKE ONE.

IT LOOKS LIKE BARBIE ON A STICK, BUT IT'S MADONNA.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Madonna Sun Tan Lotion Applicator"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled office worker, in a humorous situation. The story unfolds as follows:

• Dilbert is frustrated with his wasted time at work, which has led to a million-dollar idea.
• He envisions a product that combines sun tan lotion and an applicator, inspired by Madonna's iconic style.
• Dilbert's idea is met with skepticism by his boss, who dismisses it as a "Barbie on a stick" and a poor imitation of Madonna.
• Despite the criticism, Dilbert remains determined to pursue his idea, showcasing his creativity and perseverance in the face of adversity.

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