Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 1st February 1990
Dilbert//292, first published 36 years ago on Thursday 1st February 1990
Tags
dilbert dogbert research exempt human laws crime owner held fully responsible selfish
Official transcript
Dilbert stands in the kitchen making a sandwich. Dogbert says, "According to my research, dogs are exempt from human laws."
Dogbert continues, "The great part is that I can commit any crime and my owner will be held fully responsible."
Dogbert continues, "I'm hoping you won't take a selfish view about this."
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
ACCORDING TO MY RESEARCH, DOGS ARE EXEMPT FROM HUMAN LAWS.
THE GREAT PART IS THAT I CAN COMMIT ANY CRIME AND MY OWNER WILL BE HELD FULLY RESPONSIBLE.
I'M HOPING YOU WON'T TAKE A SELFISH VIEW ABOUT THIS.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Title: "Dilbert and Dog's Responsibility"
This comic strip, originally published in 1990, features Dilbert, a white dog, and their owner, who is a man with glasses and a red tie. The strip consists of three panels.
Panel 1: Dilbert's owner is shown in an office, stating, "According to my research, dogs are exempt from human laws." Dilbert, sitting on the floor, looks up at him with a curious expression.
Panel 2: The owner continues, "The great part is that I can commit any crime and my owner will be held fully responsible." Dilbert appears to be considering this statement.
Panel 3: The owner concludes, "I'm hoping you won't take a selfish view about this." Dilbert looks back at him with a mischievous grin, suggesting that he may not be as innocent as he seems.
Overall, the comic strip humorously explores the idea of dogs being exempt from human laws and the potential consequences of this exemption.
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