Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 7th February 1990

Dilbert//298, first published 36 years ago on Wednesday 7th February 1990

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dinosaurs singing instruments crowd bite head somebody front row ozzy osbourne

Official transcript

Bob the Dinosaur, Dawn the Dinosaur and Dogbert sit on the floor. Bob says, "We'll kick off the dinosaur comeback tour by singing 'My Way.'"

Bob continues, "Then we'll break the instruments, wade into the crowd and bite the head off somebody in the front row!"

Dogbert replies, "'Ozzy Osbourne' already did that."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WELL KICK OFF THE DINOSAUR COMEBACK TOUR BY SINGING "MY WAY." THEN WE'LL BREAK THE INSTRUMENTS, WADE INTO THE CROWD AND BITE THE HEAD OFF SOMEBODY IN THE FRONT ROW!

"OZZY OSBOURNE" ALREADY DID THAT.

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dinosaur Comeback Tour"

Summary:

The comic strip features a group of dinosaurs preparing for their comeback tour. The sequence of events is as follows:

• The dinosaurs are excited to kick off their tour by singing "My Way."
• However, they are interrupted by the sound of breaking instruments and someone biting the head off a person in the front row.
• The dinosaurs are shocked and confused by this sudden turn of events.
• One of the dinosaurs remarks, "Ozzy Osbourne already did that."

The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of dinosaurs trying to revive their careers and the absurdity of their actions. It also references the infamous behavior of Ozzy Osbourne, a heavy metal musician known for his wild stage antics.

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