Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 10th February 1990

Dilbert//301, first published 36 years ago on Saturday 10th February 1990

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dogbert tire company imply child's safety product tires stinkin' extended family dog animal animal behavior

Official transcript

Dogbert sits in the chair watching television. A voice says, "You've heard the 'other' tire company imply that your child's safety depends on its product . . ."

The announcer continues, "That's nothing. If you don't buy OUR tires your whole stinkin' extended family will croak!!!"

The announcer continues, "And don't get too attached to the family dog, either. Ha ha ha ha ha!!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU'VE HEARD THE "OTHER" TIRE COMPANY IMPLY THAT YOUR CHILD'S SAFETY DEPENDS ON ITS PRODUCT...

THAT'S NOTHING. IF YOU DON'T BUY OUR TIRES YOUR WHOLE STINKIN' EXTENDED FAMILY WILL CROAK!!!

AND DON'T GET TOO ATTACHED TO THE FAMILY DOG, EITHER. HA HA !!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Tire Safety"

Summary:

• The comic strip features a conversation between a parent and a tire company representative.
• The parent is concerned about the safety of their child's product, specifically tires.
• The representative reassures the parent that their child's safety depends on the product, but the parent is skeptical.
• The representative then makes a humorous comment about the tires being so safe that they will even croak if not properly attached to the family dog.
• The parent is amused by the comment and the conversation ends on a lighthearted note.

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