Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 5th March 1990

Dilbert//324, first published 36 years ago on Monday 5th March 1990

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dogbert trophy perfect attendance vicarouis dusting waxing head big head dilbert

Official transcript

Dilbert says to Dogbert, "Look what I won, Dogbert! It's a trophy for perfect attendance!"

Dilbert says, "Since YOU've never won a trophy, I thought you might get some vicarious joy by dusting and waxing MY trophy every day. Here."

Dilbert walks away saying, "I hope that trophy doesn't go to my head."

Dogbert throws the trophy at Dilbert's head.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

LOOK WHAT I WON, DOGBERT!

IT'S A TROPHY FOR PERFECT ATTENDANCE!

SINCE YOU'VE NEVER WON A TROPHY, I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT GET SOME VICARIOUS JOY BY DUSTING AND WAXING MY TROPHY EVERY DAY. HERE.

I HOPE THAT TROPHY DOESN'T GO TO MY HEAD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Trophy for Perfect Attendance"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive hairstyle, and Dogbert, his dog. The scene unfolds as follows:

• Dilbert proudly displays a trophy, exclaiming, "Look what I won, Dogbert. It's a trophy for perfect attendance!"
• Dogbert appears unimpressed, prompting Dilbert to explain, "Since you've never won a trophy, I thought you might get some vicarious joy by dusting and waxing my trophy every day."
• Dogbert responds with sarcasm, "I hope that trophy doesn't go to my head."

The comic strip humorously highlights Dilbert's attempt to share his achievement with Dogbert, only to be met with skepticism and witty commentary from the canine companion.

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