Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 13th March 1990

Dilbert//332, first published 36 years ago on Tuesday 13th March 1990

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dilbert dogs bedroom deodorant wake amazing brush tooth spongy

Official transcript

Dilbert and Dogbert sit at the table. Dilbert says, "It's amazing that dogs never seem to sweat."

Dogbert replies, "That's because I sneak into your bedroom every morning and use your deodorant before you wake up."

Dilbert says, "Oh . . . Well, it's amazing that dogs don't need to brush their teeth."

Dogbert replies, "That reminds me - our toothbrush is getting spongy."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IT'S AMAZING THAT DOGS NEVER SEEM TO SWEAT.

THAT'S BECAUSE I SNEAK INTO YOUR BEDROOM EVERY MORNING AND USE YOUR DEODORANT BEFORE YOU WAKE UP.

OH... WELL, IT'S AMAZING THAT DOGS DON'T NEED TO BRUSH THEIR TEETH.

THAT REMINDS ME - OUR TOOTHBRUSH IS GETTING SPONGY.

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dogs Don't Need to Brush Their Teeth"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man, and his dog, Dogbert.
• The conversation begins with Dilbert commenting on the dog's lack of sweating, which leads to a humorous exchange about the dog's oral hygiene habits.
• Dogbert reveals that he doesn't need to brush his teeth because he uses his tongue to clean them.
• The punchline is delivered by Dilbert, who notes that his toothbrush is getting "spongy" due to the dog's tongue action.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea that dogs have unique habits and behaviors that humans may not fully understand.

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