Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 21st March 1990

Dilbert//340, first published 36 years ago on Wednesday 21st March 1990

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dilbert dogbert large side portrait family voyager waiting door jabba date

Official transcript

Dilbert asks Dogbert, "You're saying my blind date is a tad on the large side . . .?"

Dogbert replies, "No."

Dogbert continues, "I'm saying her family portrait was taken by 'Voyager II.'"

Dilbert replies, "Funny."

Dilbert walks out of the room saying, "I'd better not keep her waiting at the door."

Dogbert says, "Do not anger 'Jabba the Date.'"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU'RE SAYING MY BLIND DATE IS A TAD ON THE LARGE SIDE..

NO.

I'M SAYING HER FAMILY PORTRAIT WAS TAKEN BY "VOYAGER I.' FUNNY.

I'D BETTER NOT KEEP HER WAITING AT THE DOOR.

DO NOT ANGER "JABBA THE DATE."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Voyager II"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a white oval with a black dot for an eye, and his boss, a tall, tan character with a large head and a red tie. The boss is asking Dilbert about his blind date, to which Dilbert responds with a sarcastic remark about his boss's family portrait being taken by "Voyager II." The boss becomes upset, thinking that Dilbert is making fun of his wife, and storms out of the room. The comic strip ends with Dilbert looking confused and the boss walking away, still angry.

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