Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 21st March 1990

Dilbert//340, first published 36 years ago on Wednesday 21st March 1990

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dilbert dogbert large side portrait family voyager waiting door jabba date

Official transcript

Dilbert asks Dogbert, "You're saying my blind date is a tad on the large side . . .?"

Dogbert replies, "No."

Dogbert continues, "I'm saying her family portrait was taken by 'Voyager II.'"

Dilbert replies, "Funny."

Dilbert walks out of the room saying, "I'd better not keep her waiting at the door."

Dogbert says, "Do not anger 'Jabba the Date.'"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU'RE SAYING MY BLIND DATE IS A TAD ON THE LARGE SIDE..

NO.

I'M SAYING HER FAMILY PORTRAIT WAS TAKEN BY "VOYAGER I.' FUNNY.

I'D BETTER NOT KEEP HER WAITING AT THE DOOR.

DO NOT ANGER "JABBA THE DATE."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled white dog, and his boss, a bespectacled white man.

Panel 1: Dilbert's boss inquires about his blind date, to which Dilbert responds, "You're saying my blind date is a tad on the large side...?"

Panel 2: The boss explains that he is referring to Dilbert's family portrait, taken by "Voyager II," and claims it is funny. Dilbert disagrees, stating, "Do not anger 'Jabba the Date.'"

Panel 3: The boss attempts to keep Dilbert waiting at the door, but Dilbert refuses to be deterred, responding, "I'd better not keep her waiting at the door."

Summary: The comic strip humorously depicts Dilbert's reluctance to attend his blind date due to his family portrait being taken by Voyager II. The boss's attempts to keep Dilbert waiting at the door are thwarted by his determination to avoid angering "Jabba the Date."

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