Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 22nd March 1990

Dilbert//341, first published 36 years ago on Thursday 22nd March 1990

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dilbert blind date biggest woman chance financially surviving dinner eat starch pasta banned life

Official transcript

The caption says, "Dilbert greets his blind date."

Dilbert thinks, "This is the biggest woman I've ever seen."

Dilbert says, "Uh . . . Hi."

Dilbert thinks, "I have only one chance of financially surviving dinner."

The woman says, "Hi."

Dilbert says, "Say . . . Why don't we go to the 'All-you-can-eat House of Starch and Pasta?'"

The woman replies, "Can't . . . Banned for life."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

GREETS HIS BLIND DATE THIS IS THE BIGGEST WOMAN I'VE EVER SEEN.

UH...Hl.

I HAVE ONLY ONE CHANCE > OF FINANCIALLY > SURVIVING DINNER.

SAY... WHY DON'T WE GO TO THE "ALL- YOU-CAN-EAT HOUSE OF STARCH AND PASTA "?

CAN'T...

BANNED FOR LIFE.

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dilbert Greets His Blind Date"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts Dilbert, a bespectacled man, greeting his blind date at the door. He is surprised to find a woman who is significantly larger than he is, prompting him to comment on her size. The woman responds by revealing that she has only one chance of financially surviving dinner, implying that she is desperate for a successful date. Dilbert, however, is uninterested in her and instead asks her why they don't go to the "all-you-can-eat house of starch and pasta." The woman replies that she can't be banned for life, indicating that she has been to such establishments before and has been banned. The comic strip humorously highlights the awkwardness of the situation and the woman's desperation, while also showcasing Dilbert's lack of interest in her.

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