Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 24th March 1990

Dilbert//343, first published 36 years ago on Saturday 24th March 1990

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dilbert ex boyfriends love disappeared trace strangest thing cheese cake dessert cart

Official transcript

Dilbert and an enormous woman sit at a table in a restaurant. Dilbert shakes as he asks, "Y-y-you m-m-mean ALL of your ex-boyfriends disappeared without a trace?"

Janet replies, "Yeah. It's the strangest thing . . ."

Dilbert thinks, "Good Lord, she must have eaten them!!"

Back at home, Dilbert tells Dogbert, ". . . So while she was sucking the cheesecake off the dessert cart, I dove out the window."

Dilbert's clothes are ripped and his head is bandaged.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YY-YOU MM-MEAN ALL OF YOUR EX- BOYFRIENDS DISAPPEARED WITHOUT A TRACE ?

YEAH. IT'S THE STRANGEST THING..

GOOD LORD, SHE MUST HAVE EATEN THEM !!

... SO WHILE SHE WAS SUCKING THE CHEESECAKE OFF THE DESSERT CART, I DOVE OUT THE WINDOW.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Cheesecake Incident"

Summary:

• The comic strip depicts a conversation between Dilbert and his ex-boyfriend's girlfriend.
• The girlfriend reveals that all of Dilbert's ex-boyfriends have disappeared without a trace.
• Dilbert is shocked and suspicious, but the girlfriend assures him that it's the strangest thing.
• The comic strip ends with Dilbert eating cheesecake from the dessert cart, which the girlfriend had been sucking on earlier.
• The punchline is that Dilbert is now in danger of disappearing like his ex-boyfriends.

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