Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 27th March 1990

Dilbert//346, first published 36 years ago on Tuesday 27th March 1990

Tags

dogbert dilbert guard teeth bullet drink toilet

Official transcript

Dilbert sits in his chair and Dogbert sits on the hassock. Dilbert says, "Remember, one of your duties as dog is to guard the house."

Dilbert continues, "That might entail ripping intruders to bits with your teeth . . . Or taking a bullet for me."

Dogbert replies, "Boy, all that and I get to drink out of the toilet too."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

REMEMBER, ONE OF YOUR DUTIES AS DOG IS TO GUARD THE HOUSE.

THAT MIGHT ENTAIL RIPPING INTRUDERS TO BITS WITH YOUR TEETH... OR TAKING A BULLET FOR ME.

BOY, ALL THAT AND I GET TO DRINK OUT OF THE TOILET TOO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Guard the House"

Summary:

• The comic strip features a conversation between Dilbert and Dogbert, with Dogbert instructing Dilbert to guard the house.
• Dogbert provides a warning about intruders, stating that they may attempt to bite or take a bullet for him.
• The conversation ends with Dilbert expressing his intention to drink out of the toilet, to which Dogbert responds with a smile.

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