Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 31st March 1990

Dilbert//350, first published 36 years ago on Saturday 31st March 1990

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dilbert woman dating love relevant smooch rejection

Official transcript

Dilbert and a woman sit at a table in a restaurant. The woman says, "What I look for first in a man is honesty."

Dilbert says, "Okay . . . I'd like to skip this boring conversation and go smooch."

The woman says, "I didn't mean honesty about relevant things."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHAT I LOOK FOR FIRST IN A MAN IS HONESTY.

OKAY... I'D LIKE TO SKIP THIS BORING CONVERSATION AND GO SMOOCH.

I DIDN'T MEAN HONESTY ABOUT RELEVANT THINGS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The comic strip, originally published in 1990, features Dilbert and his coworker discussing honesty.

Panel 1: Dilbert asks his coworker, "What I look for first in a man is honesty."

Panel 2: The coworker responds, "Okay... I'd like to skip this boring conversation and go smooch."

Panel 3: Dilbert says, "I didn't mean honesty about relevant things."

This comic strip humorously highlights the importance of being honest, while also acknowledging the potential for awkwardness in certain situations.

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