Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 16th May 1990

Dilbert//396, first published 36 years ago on Wednesday 16th May 1990

Tags

dogbert ambush reporter fun steroids massive size radio system

Official transcript

Dogbert walks across a field holding a microphone. Dogbert thinks, "I never realized that being an 'ambush reporter' could be so much fun."

Dogbert approaches a football player and asks, "Is it true you used steroids to gain your massive size?"

The man says, "No! I swear! I just use this little AM radio. I don't even own a steroid system!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NEVER REALIZED THAT BEING AN "AMBUSH REPORTER" COULD BE SO MUCH FUN.

IS IT TRUE YOU USED STEROIDS TO GAIN YOUR MASSIVE SIZE ?

NO! I SWEAR! I JUST USE THIS LITTLE AM RADIO. I DON'T EVEN OWN A STEROID SYSTEM!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Ambush Reporter"

Summary:

• The comic strip features a dog named Dilbert, who is an "ambush reporter."
• Dilbert asks a football player if he used steroids to gain his massive size.
• The player responds by saying he doesn't even own a steroid system, and instead uses a radio to gain his size.
• Dilbert is confused and asks if the player is serious, to which the player replies that he is.
• The comic strip ends with Dilbert looking confused and the player walking away.

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